Security Log: Supplemental

Kirk told me to assemble my team (i.e. cannon fodder) and then muster for the pre-mission brief (last rites) for our individual responsibilities and assignments (order in which we are to die). I ran back to my quarters and updated my will.
Now to pick my team…
Garcia definitely, he stole my coffee last week, I know he did. It was the good stuff too; Cearly made it…that guy makes the best coffee.
McGee, she told me that my ass looks big in coveralls. I spent 45 minutes spinning around in front of my mirror, got dizzy and threw up all over that stack of Rigellian porn that Dunaway gave me.
And finally….
Curtis, he hit on MacKenzie MacKenzieMacKenzie yesterday. I gotta get him out of the picture.
This will teach them to screw with me…

Damn Capt Kirk IS sooooo pretty...

I walked in and realized, Kirk might give me a run with the ladies. He's hot. And i can say that with my full Hetero powers intact. But damn, are the lights in his ready room pointed at his eyes?

He came around his desk and told me 'at ease, this is an informal interview. welcome aboard Enterprise, Chief.'

'Glad to be aboard, sir.' -- wishing i was on any other ship in the fleet. Even Wayfarer, which was reported missing 2 weeks ago.

'Glad have someone with your knowledge and experience, Chief.' -- oh SHIT

'Experience, sir?' -- please God, no no no

'I see in your record that you finished in the top 2% of you armed combat class and First in the unarmed portion. Very impressive. We havent had someone with your skills available for quite a while.'

I guess Kirk didnt see the sweat on my head or the fact I was turning 3 different shades of green because he continued along calmly. 'The last security rating we had with your kind of credintials was sadly lost on an away mission last year.' Right, like he can even remember with the numbers of Red Shirts that die everyday on Enterprise.

Getting underway...

Reville...Reville...

oh my God its early. Well its official, Kirk read our orders last night and we are about to get underway. If the engineers found that glitch in the warp core last night, and by 'glitch', i mean the anti-faze inducer that i placed near the port dilithium crossover yesterday.

With my fingers crossed i let out a very loud curse when i felt the core come on-line. DAMN. i knew i should have bribed an engineer or twelve.

now there is no hope. I have to be in the Armory in about 30 minutes, then I have my welcome aboard interview with Capt Kirk in about 4 hours. then he will know my name... and the rest of my life can be counted in minutes and/or hours. at least until we get to the hostages. then my life wont be able to be counted in seconds.

Well, its 0500, i better get down to my station and hope i dont trip on the way and break a leg or something equally tragic. I would 'hate' to miss the chance at my first away mission on Enterprise. I think i'll take the jefferies tubes instead of the turbolifts. Just a quick 'security sweep', i'm sure i wont slip down any of the ladders... :)